Royalties Statement

Got one of my academic ones - indeed, one of the most generous, by their meager standards. (Most of the presses that have published my academic books don't even bother sending a statement, as they assume I know I'm due no monies. They probably figure [rightly] that I don't really like being reminded of this fact, either!) I earned $14 this year! But since they don't cut checks for less than $25, I've got to hope I do as phenomenally well next year, so maybe I can take the family to dinner at the Chateau Blanc!!! Woohoo!

Zombies, I again thank your undead souls! I don't know what I would've done w/o you!